Dragon Age is the best kind of Age
If you think women are crazy you’ve never had a dude go from hitting on you to literally threatening to kill you in the time it takes you to say “no thanks.”
Kendra Wells (via belle-de-nuit)

Well this is fucking surreal

(via kendrawcandraw)

tiicktockman:

if u think i’m above making my ocs in dress up games u are

  • wrong
  • wrong
  • wrong

moist-von-lipwig:

my anaconda don’t

my anaconda don’t

my anaconda don’t want none unless you’ve got my approval up to 90+ and completed my personal quest

I think the problem is that Anora missed the memo going around that you were the PC and treats you exactly like a queen who trying to hold on to her throne would a complete stranger who appears to have just saved her in order to grab power for their buddy.

She’s pragmatic with her loyalties, and you can’t say she ‘betrayed’ you when you never gave her reason to be loyal to you.

BSN user Maria Caliban on Anora

(via isabelasbooty)

yochevedke:

confessionsofayoungsexworker:

This guy sent me a dick pic so I google searched and sent back a bigger dick pic. This was the response.

This is beautiful

yochevedke:

confessionsofayoungsexworker:

This guy sent me a dick pic so I google searched and sent back a bigger dick pic. This was the response.

This is beautiful

remington-zero:

just something he does whenever they set camp

remington-zero:

just something he does whenever they set camp

jamesstruttingpotter:

does anyone else suddenly get hit with flashes of dialogue or scenery or characterization that would be perfect to use if you actually had a plot you could incorporate it into

solassians:

since we know that Solas is officially straight for elves

DO NOT SEND THE DEVS HATE. DO NOT SEND PEOPLE WITH CRUSHED HEARTS HATE. DO NOT MAKE FUN OF PEOPLE WHO WANTED TO ROMANCE HIM AS A MALE/NON ELF.

this has been a psa

These are forms of male aggression that only women see. But even when men are afforded a front seat to harassment, they don’t always have the correct vantage point for recognizing the subtlety of its operation. Four years before the murders, I was sitting in a bar in Washington, D.C. with a male friend. Another young woman was alone at the bar when an older man scooted next to her. He was aggressive, wasted, and sitting too close, but she smiled curtly at his ramblings and laughed softly at his jokes as she patiently downed her drink. ‘Why is she humoring him?’ my friend asked me. ‘You would never do that.’ I was too embarrassed to say: ‘Because he looks scary’ and ‘I do it all the time.’

Women who have experienced this can recognize that placating these men is a rational choice, a form of self-defense to protect against setting off an aggressor. But to male bystanders, it often looks like a warm welcome, and that helps to shift blame in the public eye from the harasser and onto his target, who’s failed to respond with the type of masculine bravado that men more easily recognize.

Why it’s so hard for men to see misogyny (via ethiopienne)

BOOOM.  Read this if you are a dude, please.

(via geekyjessica)

Yesssssss.

(via quothtehblackbirdnevermoar)

liquorsexandtattoos:

2 years later still the dumbest shit i ever seen

liquorsexandtattoos:

2 years later still the dumbest shit i ever seen

iron-bae:

I dont know whats better. That Cullen has his own tower or that you can jump onto it

iron-bae:

I dont know whats better. That Cullen has his own tower or that you can jump onto it

theinqueersitor:

queercassandrapentaghast:

"Isabela would be more concerned with scamming one of you nerds out of their money and the making a quick get away than this nonsense, what character are you thinking about cause it sure as hell isn’t her"

you mean the isabela that while…

gothprada:

How do I uninstall anxiety

honorarykrogan:

knight-enchanter:

The jar of bees!

#i still can’t believe this is a thing #and only a 10% chance to panic? #son if I were swarmed by bees no force upon our good earth #could stop me from losing my fucking shit and hightailing it out of there #if an enemy can stone cold badassedly ignore a swarm of bees #then perhaps they don’t deserve to die #because goddamn that is some impressive shit
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